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"Nobody responds to email and SMS political campaigns!!???!?!" Okay but have we considered that's a text problem? Every damn one is written like a Prince in Nigeria is holding my democracy hostage. Of course that doesn't work on anyone who grew up with the Internet or corporate fishing training.

Kelly Heitz

@kelizzy.com

(I hope it's Sam Obisanya, honestly I *would* donate to make him King)

Kelly Heitz

@kelizzy.com

Also it's more fun to sing "Stop right now, thank you very much!" while unsubscribing. If my outdated bits are funnier than your campaign, of course no one is responding.

23/10/26, 1:53 pm0 reposts0 likes

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