Kelly Heitz

Why do all my dreams extend Just around the riverbed? WADI ya mean.

Okay I like a NYT oped as much as the next person (variably) but just because "influencer" kind of sounds like "influenza" does not mean we adopted epidemiology language for social media - even though epidemiology and etymology also kinda sound similar.

root beer float implies the existence of root beer int

Reading about the history of IRC like I wasn't there... **kelly-Nintendo HAS ENTERED THE CHAT** kelly-Nintendo: 7/f/MN SomeDude: why is a 7 year old online bergerwitpickles: checkout this kelly-Nintendo: because my mom likes to take apart computers and my little sister is annoying okay?

Another brick in the yellow brick road

Fun fact, the main problem with apples is storage and shipping logistics. That's why if you go to an orchard all the boring old varieties are also fantastic. They just are bland ass because of the supply chain. (I also love the apple Renaissance)

I'm an AI flumer, I trust my logs and am not afraid to make a splash I'm an AI Chuck Schumer, I have a complicated relationship with Wall Street but cool cousins I'm an AI loomer, I like threads and have strong moral fiber

Maybe it's not everything, but Clarissa absolutely DID explain this...

Anyone who has ever studied CAP theorem or worked on an event processing system inherently understands Jeremy Bearimy timeline

So, you guys, what is the 411? What has everybody been up to? What's the hot gossip? Tell me everything. What are you guys listening to? What's the cool jams?

Grandma Rais is Head of State for the MN matriarchy

Why do we call it "AI Psychosis" when "BeGenin'Ni" was RIGHT THERE (for those who know Arabic slang)

I know how to plot and 'graph: you start with an exegesis and a why.

Naan > NaN Lassi > Lasso

Tech events I get invited to speak at: "succeeding as a woman in tech" Tech events I'd like to get invited to speak at: "succeeding as a creative weirdo in tech who keeps having strange side projects run away on them and wants to scale impact while staying weird"

Go to your camera roll, search boat, and post a picture.

Myles Horton hears a Dr. WHO!?

Saw a car with a k8sgr8 license plate and I really hope it's owned by a woman named Kate who admires Catherine the Great and works on Kubernetes

Sure I believe in a Multi Verse: I love a Poetry Anthology

Meghan O'Gieblyn is the best writer, if too humble about how much she understands, but when she asked "How much of science was created by shitty men to rationalize their behavior?" It's not coincidental. Throw a WollSTONEcraft at a ROCKefeller.

I used to be afraid I'd run out of dumb jokes if I posted them, but it turns out all I need to do is go for a jog listening to an audio book and it's a bottomless well actually

Theoretical physicist: don't call it faith, if it's speculative they'll take our funding away Liberal artists: Welcome to the Club! Get tipsy.

I also Shake a spear at King Leer ICs A sword cutes both ways :)

Queens Game Bit recognizes a Ponzi Schema

Look, I like to remix custom lyrics, so Suno me

Devotion and Fury are also my primary registers

Me: literally literally also means figuratively now, even if that makes you feel some type of way Also me: You don't congratulate the bride you offer her best wishes, both because the ancient etiquette legal scrolls proclaim it and also bc joining your life with a man is high risk tolerance proof.

We shall do what martial artists do. We shall roundhouse round table.

Can I adopt Linus Torvalds as a grandparent (academic sense)? My son is middle named after his grandmother who was best friends with Charles Schulz's little red haired girl muse, so I think we're already etymologically family.

It doesn't take a Crystal Report to C A code cowboy always finds a way to branch (Don't be SAPpy)

Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs

Um flip flop circuit? Shibshibuki (sung like the Mary Poppins song) Omg shoes!

Putting this next to the company slogan in the cafeteria of my future business headquarters.