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I was SO confused when I moved to Texas and the woman I was dating told me she had a "recipe for syrup." I'm like, you're gonna tap a tree and boil for a couple of days?

I'm a flatlander, but I take my syrup very seriously. "Fake Syrup" made me laugh

Hey @bionicdance.bsky.social is it true that Vance uses fake syrup?

The sort of offense you'd hesitate to talk about in polite company 🤭

As a Canadian, I concur