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people who use weird firefox forks are like oh no i switched to FlunkWeb 2 weeks ago. I'm on PissWeasel now. Oh no I don't use that anymore, I'm on Dirt now. Download Dirt right now. Dirt kind of supports all your extensions. Let's get mad at extension devs if their shit doesn't work on Dirt.

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oh, that wasn't FuckWeb per se, it was a demonstration by the ShitMonkey JS engine devs (many of the same people), showing their support for their favorite brassica cultivar by the American Piss Producers' Participatory Fund, since Kroger recently decided to switch to imported Peruvian Piss stalks.

i don't like mozilla anymore, the browser i use was written by the only morally pure person left on earth (monk who lives in a cave in east idaho who has not seen a computer in 30 years, they ship new releases by writing raw arm64 assembly on a piece of paper and sending it out via carrier pigeon)

I dunno, the only one I really hopped off was Shitter. I never really used Facebook to begin with, and now it's not really usable at all. I did hop Fedi servers a few times, eventually settled on self hosting, which has been going fine for over a year now.

i took the time to switch to firefox a long time ago but i think far too many people look at computers as a vanity project because how the hell are you distro hopping and browser hopping every time one of the devs does something shitty i was on tumblr for 12 years you have to MAKE me move