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Usman-Smith
@usmansmith.bsky.social

DEATH gazed out of a window "Eclipse tonight, not as much fun as it was, they used to sacrifice each other & think the world was ending, business was brisk" WAR grinned "The end times, millennia of waiting are over?" DEATH laughed "Reject science for magic, you may be right, they howl at the moon"

Usman-Smith
@usmansmith.bsky.social

FAMINE chuckled "A good curry, it's what keeps my world turning" WAR sat at the table "Spices, it's like fighting a war with every mouthful, sweating, shaking, full of bravery & focus" DEATH grinned "To murder a curry, sadly I last ate in the middle ages, but I love the smell" WAR groaned "Latrines"

ndhm.bsky.social
@ndhm.bsky.social

Hahaha. Reminds me of this: before I was born, my parents and oldest brother were driving to Miami. After hearing Dad say 'Miami' repeatedly, my brother said 'Daddy, when are we getting to Your Ami?', then started to cry when they said 'No, it's Miami!'.

Jane
@localnotail.bsky.social

I just couldn't reshare that one today because a lunar eclipse is the earth's shadow on the moon so the joke doesn't work fully if you think about it Thinking about things is often the enemy of jokes Shout out to the guys in my mentions, yes, the sun doesn't go away Sometimes it's a stupid dadjoke