Tess AKA: Gertie

I think I hate this world.

Hate negative headspaces. It infects every interaction I have and it makes me into somebody I don't like a whole lot.

So tired of this AI vibecoded trash infesting the community lately. Hosting sites doing NOTHING to pushback against it is disgusting.

Oily wrestling while naked. Deep thoughts from Gertie.

If anyone tried to DM me (yeah right) lately and couldn't it's because Bsky's dumbass, idiotic and downright stupid Age Verification bullshit reared its ugly head again when I thought I had it sorted already. I corrected it now and it should be fine. Hey Bsky, stop the nonsense.

Share a character that reminds you of yourself

I'm so lame.

Embarrassing Memory Unlocked: In high school home economics we once were told to make "Banana Boats" and I literally tried to form a Banana into a boat like form. I had no idea what they even were.

I think I sleep. Been struggling mentally and oddly enough Diablo IV has kept me distracted from my head. Love that game.

Sex? A: Yes B: No

Outside my house because nobody ever visits! Haha... hah...

Ephemeral Attire is complete! An elegant and ornate floral-themed outfit utilizing the forget-me-not embroidery from the new MSQ set. I wanted to make something that really showed them both off. The corset was reshaped to be more like one instead of a Big Belt. Helios | Ko-fi | #bkmods

i saw some friends having trouble understanding how to proc universality properly on beastmaster so here's a short video tutorial i put together in like twenty minutes ffxiv

The late great PHILIP BAKER HALL — born 95yrs ago today — delivers an all-time performance as ‘Lt. Bookman’ —The Library Cop, a role that changed this hugely talented Actor’s life & career forever.

The Moogle Treasure Trove returns on Sept. 9! 📅 sqex.to/1fsZu As the first installment of a two-part special edition, the First Hunt for Astronomy will also reward those who complete certain challenges with a unique item required to obtain an uolon horn!

Sometimes ya gotta change it up. Again. I be lazy so that comes later! I sleep for now... pray I don't roast in the dying gasp of summer's heat wave...

"It's big boobs day" they all said, "it's gonna be great fun!" Alas, it's actually big booby day, and it won't be fun for anyone... (Except the booby) #LomasiXIV #BPose #BPosers Fashionably late, also because of impostor syndrome but hey; Lomasi with a booby she can't handle, that's a first.

It's still this one because it was the first relic I ever completed, sentiment more than appearance makes it my favorite:

Remember all the (playful) debates about what the WoL and Lyse were *really* doing up on Rhalgr's Fist? An argument can be made in the same way about Wuk Lamat and the WoL at a certain part of the MSQ dealing with the cabins. I like to believe it because it would make the worst people even angrier.

When you find a nice outfit that catches your eye instantly but you only realize it doesn't come with shoes until you install it. >.<

Missed out on final boat gatherings but sadly performance causes large ones to not be that fun for me. Too many people are not considerate at all with how much load they put on everyone else's machines. We don't all have PCs from the future. Yeah it's a bit whiny I apologize. x.x

Thanks to those that like and see my random pictures. I'm no gposer and could never be on that level I just take shots on whim and post whenever. 🩷

Small rant for no reason: I think a main issue I have with RP communities in games like FFXIV or others is that a lot of people tend to gravitate to one or two "hubs" and stay there. There are whole worlds out there to use but relatively few actually do so and I never understood why.

I'm ready for Fall Guys to return to FFXIV but I do wonder if we'll ever see it again considering how rife with cheaters it quickly became or whatever kinda deal they made.

People in the quotes remind me of those localization purists that just want the dry Japanese to Other Language 1:1 or weird prudes uncomfortable with raunchy humor. If you've ever seen the Alisaie comparison talking about Alphinaud swimming you know what I mean. He's fantastic and always will be.

Plump. Make of that what you will...

I really don't feel well. Been laying down a lot. Just venting a bit before falling back into bed.

Saw a post making fun of someone's modded character "over there" in screenshot form with their full in-game name in view along with others around them. Can we not? I don't care if you think someone's look is cringe or whatever that's something we just don't do.

That battle between needing a new bikini for the boat and the eternal laziness that permeates my being... I got a day I guess.

The Party Boat is back. Please show some modicum of decorum and don't get normal players seething about modders again. Ya'll remember what happened last time.

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Black Mage in FFXIV is legit my favorite job when everything goes right. When it goes wrong I fall apart. >.<

Can we just not do this with all the vibe coded plugins I'm seeing pop up on the Archive lately? Like can we just please nip this in the bud and do away with it quickly?

I do wonder with Moonfire coming up, will the infamous party boat return? If so will the community do what it did last time? >.> Quite a brouhaha! It was a real humdinger.

Almost a week straight of cool, comfy weather I almost forgot it was summer but of course today Nature had to remind me that it still is and give me a hearty middle finger with humidity and heat. :))))