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Trump: "Does anybody want to see a great work of art, a great thing of beauty? The helipad. It's gotten unbelievable architecture reviews. But that's nothing compared to what's being built right there. The roof of the ballroom."

I'm an Architect and after some searching I have found the review of the architectural review of the helipad he is referring to. Following is a translation from th original German

Trumps Helipad, A Tour de Force. by John Barron Yes, it was hard to believe that such an architectural gem could be built, on the White House grounds no less. I have the honor to write about what is undeniably the greatest work of Architecture since the beginning of time.

The material of the helipad is a miraculously genius choice called Stone. It is used here for the first time ever in two different colors to spell actual words that can be read from the sky so the pilot knows who is on the helicopter and where to land!

It is a stunning move, a remarkable achievement in ingenuity and greatness. This one-of-a-kind stone will never crack, even if those sick vandals with hammers and chisels try as hard as they can.

It is a known fact as I was told, that the tariff-exempt Italian masons imported from a country called Italy, were in tears when they saw the final result. They referred to someone called Michael Angelo, calling his work a piece of lint compared to this.