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What roof!? It's not even supposed to be out of the ground yet!!!

If only he cared about our healthcare like he cares about ballrooms.

Architecture reviews. It’s a slab of rock.

Americans to Trump about his Ballroom:

.. I'll repeat; take your ballroom and shove it up your arch. Asshole.

Yep not sure architecture plays any part of it.

I give it a week before the paint starts peeling

Who can eat a helipad?

"architecture" - IT'S A CEMENT SLAB IN A YARD.

I read that as "bathroom" which might be closer since that's where the shit'll get done to destroy us.

My brain struggles with the cognitive dissonance resulting from my belief that everything Trump touches dies, while at the same time thinking that's a pretty darn nice helipad. 🙁🤔

Loopy old twat.

The red, and the yellow crane...

Ignore my attorney press secretary PLEASE! 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Sorry...the helipad is gaudy. We never needed the huge presidential seal because IT'S THE WHITE HOUSE!!

JUST FUCKING [REDACTED] ALREADY

Doesn’t he ever get tired of himself?

Great reviews in Parking Lot Quarterly!

It was featured in pavement weekly

Was the $25,000 that was sent to Portland, Oregon, instead of Portland, Maine, managed by the same administration that started the Iran war that raised US and global oil, gas and diesel prices, and hired an illiterate press secretary? Is there a pattern of incompetence? What do you think and why?

"unbelievable architecture reviews" If you google it the only reference you will find is Trump saying this. bsky.app/profile/atru...

I really don’t like being a doomer because I am very optimistic long-term but I think there’s a plan in place for 2029 that involves the ballroom. 

How is a heliopad architecture?

Let’s make sure he never sets foot in the ballroom.

Hey dickhead, I can’t eat a helipad or ballroom. Fuck your vanity projects, people are starving

where's natalie? buried next to ivana?

Thank god for the helipad and ballroom it's just what every american needs a helipad and ballroom at the White House that will help lower gas and grocery prices and help americans keep healthcare insurance and stop the war with Iran americans are struggling and this is what trump is worried about

Does he need it close to the WH because grandpa can’t walk that far anymore? Will he still need a golf cart?

All business cards are not the same. Same for helipads?

Presumably they do actually get a safety review, so there's that

The weave strikes again.

Trump thinks he should get the Nobel Peace Prize for building the bestest helipad in the world, along with the most epic ballroom on earth. We are so lucky to have President Moron sinking the United States!

The roof??? Has the building been built already

Yeah, I don't believe the architecture reviews either.

Thank god he is getting great reviews. I will take that video to the gas station and grocery store and expect them to give me everything for free.

No. No sir, we do not. Talk about how you will help everyday Americans and their families in their daily struggles.

A helipad is NOT a work of art! This is a work of art.

People can’t afford gas, food or rent.

Laser focused on bringing down the cost of living

Nobody gives a shit about these things, Donnie. If only your stupid base could understand that you’re robbing them blind. 

The ballroom is to conceal the bunker he needs to hide in. The helipad is for when he has to escape.

Well, I might be tempted to see some beauty in a smaller granite or marble slab. I´d even appreciate if it had his name on it.

😅

😖

An architectural marvel. 9th Wonder of the World anyone? 🙄

SHUT UP and FUCK YOU, tRUMP! #Epstein #Economy #Democracy #EVIL #Moron #Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein #Epstein People don’t care about your fucking ballroom of pedophelia!

Architects, some of which are the best in the world, look at this helipad and are in tears.

Trump should watch the piece NBC did on the people in West Virginia that are hungry because of his administration cutting back on food relief and snap. But let's look at my beautiful marble helipad. 🙄

He is such a dip shit.

Dr. Cath, did the 6.1 earthquake impact y'all ?

Can’t wait to rip it out.

Why doesn’t a reporter respond & say, I think Americans would rather afford groceries you dumb piece of shit

I was thinking more of his headstone

Roast Beef is $17lb at the deli

The Helipad should be ripped apart and the ballroom demolished. The East Wing should be rebuilt. Democrats should not accept Trump’s vandalism.

There are no architectural reviews of any kind.

I am always reading architecture reviews and struggling to believe them.

Trp: western civ is superior! Look at my helipad! Iran:

The complicated architecture of... flat concrete

He's fucking delusional, unhinged and deranged!!

Where has it been getting reviews? Helipad Monthly doesn’t come out till next week.

Americans who lost SNAP benefits suddenly forgot they’re hungry

The second after Trump dies.

He’s got the fanciest slab of concrete. Nobody has a better one.

Most beautiful helipad I've ever ... noticed....

No!!

So, his staff created an AI generated AD piece?

Inflation just came in at 3.7%, up 0.6% in a single month! Gas is up 9.1% in 30 days. Fuel oil is up 15.3%. Real wages fell for the 6th straight month! And this fucker is taking about helipads, and ballrooms! 😡 www.theguardian.com/business/202... #USpoli #Trump🖕🏼 #TrumpIsLyingToYou 🤥

Everyone is just positively raving about... *checks notes* The architecture of helipads? No... no, that can't be right... I must have brought the wrong notes... hmm? It's the correct notes? Oh my... What a mess...

It's incredibly flat from the standpoint of flatitude ... 😂

This is not your house, Trump. What an asshole.

bsky.app/profile/diap...

This evil motherfucker just won't die.

The people of America are having to make choices between a medical appointment and a tank of gas, but we all feel so much better knowing there's a beautiful new helipad at the White House.

Look at Mommy in the background smiling at her boy.

Uh, no we don’t. Thanks.

I’m going to quit my job and start doing architecture reviews of helipads.

Looking balder by the day

No asshole. We, the people, don't give a shit. 8647

With this ridiculous timeline I was sure he was going to point to his new press secretary as “the great thing of beauty.”

He looks like shit.

Here's his latest btw. www.instagram.com/reel/Deb9N1z...

The White House press secretary is a Chinese lawyer... I can't...what is this lolol why is this not news?

All too true.

Yes a flat, round stretch of concrete is truly an architectural marvel up there with Falling Waters.

They didn't need a helipad until his fat ass started riding on Marine One

No thanks - lying cheating filthy disgusting human garbage repeat rapist pedophile - NO thanks.

We couldnt hear her response you senile dolt…. “Where did she get her law degree? They lie just to lie

STFU

Only in a brain that doesn't do any heavy lifting could a helipad be a work of art.

Enjoy your moment of fame, you orange cum stain. It’s all coming down in 2028. All of it.

NOBODY but trump gives a shit about ANY of this stuff

FOAD, you hideous waste of protoplasm

Helipad Monthly did a cover story on it. Incredible photography.

Why build an escape pod and then brag about it?

Ah yes, I saw those reviews in helipad magazine. 😒

We're all living the true life version of "The Gong Show".

Your obituary will be a “thing of beauty”.

Take a sledge hammer to the helipad. Put a data center in Trump tower. Reforest his golf courses.

America! please don't the jovial distract you from what is actually happening. Stop joking around.

🤮

“Please, please let me change the subject” His brain is porridge.

somebody kick him

God what a fucking sociopath.

I can't wait to see this Trump shit get blown up -- live streamed, of course.

Ah yes the truly important “reviews” of the helipad (cause he’s a stroke victim and can’t walk in a straight line on uneven ground w out falling and eating shit ) AND the glorious Ball Room ! Who needs food and gas with reviews like this !! 😒🤬😒🤬😒🤬

🎼 They paved paradise and put up a helipad 🎶

So, when does this guy start being a President. So sick of him helping himself to every shiney object he sees.

Doing everything he can to help make the lives of the American people better. /s