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He used to have googly eyes and a tongue but somewhere in the last 25 years they took those and replaced them with a GIANT CLIT instead. Because there weren’t enough pussy jokes already whenever that big bastard showed up.

What the FUCK

Everything they tell you about Catholic schools is correct Paul

For those who haven't had the pleasure of a San Antonio Missions (or Flying Chanclas) game, Henry the Puffy Taco does base-running races with kids between innings, regularly resulting in the taco getting shoved or tackled. (Marvin Pfeiffer, MySA staff photo)

In 1993, the San Diego Chicken came to town and got a little extra-shovey with Henry the Puffy Taco during a base-running race, resulting in an actual mascot-on-mascot fistfight in front of the home crowd.

Not even trying to be silly: I think this is the first man made thing I’ve seen that inspires the same visceral discomfort as one of Lovecraft’s near-indescribable beings are supposed to induce. I can see that it’s a faceless vaginal humanoid taco, and yet it’s also an inscrutable void

Honestly it was less horrifying somehow when it used to have eyeballs