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The perfect end to this World Cup: Balogun scores the winner, Trump presents him with the trophy then announces the end of birthright citizenship via executive order and deports him

5/7/26, 6:42 pm25 reposts118 likes

Luke Syred

@lukesyred.bsky.social

5 July

Trump then keeps the trophy.

Docker

@milesbrasher.bsky.social

5 July

Then sacks Infantino and gives Don Jr the FIFA presidency.

Pete Thompson

@pete-t.bsky.social

5 July

It’s not out of the question. 😱

Nwafresh🍥

@nwafresh.bsky.social

5 July

You dream too much

Matt Fitz

@matt-fitzpatrick.bsky.social

5 July

'Italy in Iran out' must have been a closer ran thing than we imagined

Amuse.

@anamusingaddress.bsky.social

5 July

Next year, Trump to overrule line decisions at Wimbledon.

Zero Squared

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6 July

BREAKING: England result now in doubt bsky.app/profile/zero...

Zero Squared@zero-squared.bsky.social

England's World Cup match against Mexico has been moved to yesterday and the final score will be decided by Donald Trump, insists incorruptible FIFA official