McSweeney's on Mythryl: “"And if you thought you’d only have sons, you better suck it up…”

"And if you thought you’d only have sons, you better suck it up, buttercup. You’re a Girl Dad now. So check your punk-ass ego at the door and play tea party with your damn daughters. You don’t like that your new name is Penelope Fluffybottom? Tough luck."

buff.lyCongrats, Dipshit, You’re a Dad NowListen up, soup for brains. Yesterday, you were just a man. But today, a doctor snipped the umbilical cord off an angry, gray alien with your name ...

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