McSweeney's on Mythryl: ““Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” Alois…”

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently. “Knock knock.” And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his deathbed that Alois realized he was on the outside of the door. (Happy b-day, Franz!)

buff.lyKafka’s Joke BookWhy did the chicken cross the road? It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, sp...

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