McSweeney's on Mythryl: “"Our cheese comes from a large plastic bag labeled with a picture of…”

"Our cheese comes from a large plastic bag labeled with a picture of another plastic cheese bag. The sauce is one-dimensional, infected with an impossible amount of years-old dried oregano. In the short journey from the oven to your plate, my pies will turn stale."

buff.lyI’m the Owner of Your Town’s Mediocre Pizzeria, and There’s Nothing You Can Do About ItWho doesn’t like good pizza? Delicious mozzarella that stretches as you pull the slice from your mouth. Sauce from the finest Roma tomatoes plucked...

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