McSweeney's on Mythryl: “CHILD: So, you’re claiming there is some worldwide conspiracy that…”

CHILD: So, you’re claiming there is some worldwide conspiracy that EVERY mommy and daddy in the world is in on? SANTA DENIER: Well, I wouldn’t call it a “conspiracy"…

buff.lyJubilee: One Child vs. Twenty Santa DeniersMateo, a child, sits at a debate table opposite an empty chair. He’s surrounded by twenty Santa Claus Deniers, each holding a red flag. MATEO: My n...

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