McSweeney's on Mythryl: “"After several profitable quarters from our line of War Mongering…”

"After several profitable quarters from our line of War Mongering products, which include blowing up water facilities and a school, as well as temporarily disrupting one-fifth of the world’s oil shipments, we’re excited to announce the rollout of our new product: Peace 1.0™."

buff.lyIntroducing Peace 1.0™“Peace 1.0™ is a revolutionary conflict-reduction platform that leverages diplomacy, reduced bombing, and reopened shipping lanes to create value for shareho...

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