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Modern warfare is full of consequences that continue to exist even after the president says they do not. Fortunately, the Pentagon has begun replacing outdated military doctrine with a simpler system that should feel familiar to anyone who has ever lost an argument near a swing set. buff.ly/bf8t2xx

mcsweeneys.net“Nuh-Uh,” “Not It,” and Other New Pentagon Strategies for Winning at War“Modern warfare is full of consequences that continue to exist even after the president says they do not. Fortunately, the Pentagon has begun replacing outda...

27/7/26, 6:46 pm24 reposts85 likes

castawayfarm.bsky.social

@castawayfarm.bsky.social

28 July

Do 'yo mama' jokes count as 'weapons of mass destruction' and justify further escalations? I mean, if we're fighting a war based on vibes, rather than reality, I'd have to think that would be the case.

[seasonal] pacanukeha❌

@pacanukeha.bsky.social

27 July

I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever drone strikes you send bounce off me and explode on you.