McSweeney's on Mythryl: “"By the end of the year, we aim to have 200% more dipshits writing…”

"By the end of the year, we aim to have 200% more dipshits writing columns for us. As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together the words 'the intolerant left' and occasionally criticize Trump, you have a home here on our opinion pages."

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With Ross Douthat moving to "60 Minutes," it looks like the Times is in the market for a new dipshit. Here's an all-timer from our archives to help ring the bell.

buff.lyIn Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More DipshitsBy the end of the year, we aim to have 200 percent more dipshits writing columns for us. As long as you are a Ben Shapiro knockoff who can string together th...

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