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FIRST BABY: In his own crib, at 6 p.m. on the dot THIRD BABY: In an L.L.Bean wagon at a World Cup watch party at 9 p.m. buff.ly/vmc2QFM

mcsweeneys.netPlaces My First Baby Slept as a Newborn vs. Places My Third Baby Has Slept as a Newborn“On a blanket outdoors, covered with a hat, long sleeves, an umbrella, and a muslin cloth On a blanket outdoors, at a birthday party, being held by several v...

17/8/26, 1:00 am7 reposts53 likes

Larry R. Nittler 🚀🎹🌖☄️

@larrynittler.bsky.social

17 Aug

oh, the last one is such a perfect ending to the snark

Scott Lefton

@scottlefton.bsky.social

17 Aug

Our own joking version of this was: First Kid - Don’t eat that, it’s been on the floor! Second Kid - Brush that off before you eat it, it’s been on the floor! Third Kid - There’s more under the couch.