McSweeney's on Mythryl: ““Hey, Meat,” I say. The glasses start to slide down my nose. Not…”

“Hey, Meat,” I say. The glasses start to slide down my nose. Not because of the soft hamburger patty they’re made of, which is quite comfortable, but because I’m sweating profusely. “What are some gift ideas for my mother?” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/all...

mcsweeneys.netAll the Things My New Meat Glasses Can Do“Wow, they’ve really done it. You can’t see the camera under the ground beef at all. In fact, they look like high-fashion glasses made of raw, Grade A ground...

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