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"You'll probably hear this soon enough from the other kids on the playground anyway, so I might as well tell you. Santa isn't real, the Tooth Fairy is imaginary, and there's no such thing as the 'invisible hand of the market.'" buff.ly/KM3opmg

mcsweeneys.netSon, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”“You’ll probably hear this soon enough from the other kids on the playground anyway, so I might as well tell you. Santa isn’t real, the Tooth Fairy is imagin...

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"Also Son... There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an...

Doesn't quite live up to the promise of the premise but this is gold "What’s that, son? The hand gave you nightmares? I’m sorry to hear that, although it does explain why you used to wake up in the middle of the night screaming, “The fingers! They’re unregulated!”

A friend used to use the invisible hand as a reason for the most ridiculous shit. Until I called him out on it. He no longer speaks to me. But that's because he married someone who thinks that the "R" word is an acceptable catch-all epithet. He was still pretty steamed though.