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"The reality is that women throughout history have used cleaner, more feminine methods of naturally excreting waste without negative side effects. Ancient Sumerians created a proto-centrifuge to vaporize turds until they escaped through the ear canals." buff.ly/UccjMBr

buff.lyBy Executive Order, I Hereby Outlaw Pooping by All American Women“Following several productive and extremely graphic discussions with Secretary of Health Robert Kennedy Jr., the White House has been repeatedly assured that...

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