McSweeney's on Mythryl: “"Instead of supporting the same old status-quo politician who…”

"Instead of supporting the same old status-quo politician who shepherded our village through two wars, three plagues, and five natural disasters, I’m voting for an unpredictable murderer whose scorched-earth policies will bring real change." buff.ly/cUVfdDF

buff.lyInflation Is High, So I’m Voting for Gork the Merciless“Gork has promised to slaughter our families, burn our houses, and enslave our people for generations, but milk prices went up, and even though they’re start...

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