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McSweeney's
@mcsweeneys.net

"Let’s be clear: this is not religious persecution. It’s a test. And you can study for tests. You don’t even have to study that hard. You just have to believe in Jesus." buff.ly/oFYteni

buff.lyAs a Devout Christian, I Believe Everyone Should Be Free to Practice My Religion“I don’t see what’s so wrong with asking the followers of Islam to, say, denounce the Muslim Brotherhood. It’s important for the public to know where non-Chr...

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Crunk
@crunk1977.bsky.social

"I don’t deny these accusations, but I resent them because they made several very attractive women refuse to have sex with me after I brought these ideas up out of nowhere during dinner while they were talking about their siblings.". This article is brilliant. 😂

Bryan Sorohan
@bsorohan.bsky.social

Wait a minute. I thought this was a parody site. Anybody who grew up around that sort of person knows you can't satirize their beliefs because they are already far beyond that.