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"Glennifer, you say you didn’t come here to scrub ectoplasm out of the upholstery or sweep piles of dead birds off the front porch. I hear you. But all of us are making sacrifices. My daily commute is twenty minutes longer!" buff.ly/HUZxsu9

buff.lyWe’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance“Sometimes, BethAnn, to get a historic home at such a steal, you have to take a few lumps and bumps. Or rashes. Or unexplained bite marks.” October 24 2021 1...

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