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the cutest witch movie

80s remake surprisingly good

basically the same tagline as the blob lol just as stupid as I remembered. jon voight getting eaten was hilarious. jon voight getting spit out and winking was even funnier.

this movie rules as long as you don’t think much about some fundamentally stupid plot points. it features sam jackson and the guy from the expanse. also it has a john wick moment

early zombie apocalypse movie

pretty mid but I like when nic cage gets to be insane

cronenberg’s first cronenberg asks, “what if zombies were horny?”

a movie about a ghost that comes back from hell, but mostly it’s a dramatic love story

technically a ghost story but primarily an adorable teen drama

a story about a ghost that can turn people into cats, but mainly it’s a cute movie about an autistic-coded girl learning to make friends

a woman turns into a cat while processing grief. a little bit like a cat version of The Fly

a very 2002 slasher movie about a neurodivergent woman who works at a vet clinic and volunteers with kids and then has a bad meltdown

a bit like videodrome with queer highschoolers. starring the guy from the quarry, also fred durst is in it for some reason.

impressively ridiculous 80s hong kong movie with a wide variety of monsters. from the director of The Cat, it’s a similar vibe but more explosions and less goop. chow yun fat saves the day with a rocket launcher.

a movie that asks, what if sex was weird?

the only movie in my collection with weirder sex than Crash, the polish mermaid horror movie that’s also a musical

witch from nepal, similar to the seventh curse, featuring a lot of telekinesis and wire jumping, also has zombies for some reason. it was ahead of the matrix for having someone bend a utensil with their mind

heads explode when nazis try to take over a fortress that turns out to be haunted. I really love this one mainly because of the vibes and atmosphere. the sets, the fog effects, the music by tangerine dream, all the weird production choices

this one is pretty scary, from hideo nakata. basically all of the horrors stem from having a bad landlord, though not being allowed to work from home and the challenges of single motherhood are also contributing factors.

watching videos on VHS players and then answering the phone when someone calls, the 90s sure were scary

basically After Hours but during a nuclear apocalypse. manages to be both tense and comedic. like any good 80s movie, it has a satisfying amount of neon, music by tangerine dream, and a diner with giant burgers on the roof