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A demon appeared in the summoning circle. It was wearing pyjamas. "I summoned thee to give me knowled-" "Really?" the demon said. "You have the internet these days, the world's knowledge a click away. Nobody's summoned me in years." "You have all knowledge. Why did I summon thee?" "... oh shit."

1/10/26, 6:37 pm110 reposts508 likes

un_pogaz

@1pogaz.bsky.social

"Now that it clear, can you explain to this shit how their wrong." Turns their phone over to show a argument on a forum.

@gpike.bsky.social

It's a metaphor, you see.

@redeight.bsky.social

Create a shortsighted yet fiendishly easy workaround that later comes back to bite them in the keister is something a demon would design.

Eric Adler

@ericadler.bsky.social

The Demon sighed, "You summoned me because you forgot your Google password? Fine, I'll tell you your missing password, but for Hastor's sake, set up your Account Recovery options."

Just a Pumpkin

@pumpkintorch.bsky.social

Summoner forgot why they were calling?