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It will be the tenth to last straw for them

Nah. Hakeem will be meeting with AIPAC (ka-ching) while Chuck dictates a 'strongly worded letter' to, erm, somebody important🤡

Dem voters: Blue wave! We're going to investigate those crooks and put em all in jail! Isn't that right? Woohoo! Dem candidates: -crickets- Dem voters: See? Retribution is coming! Woohoo! Dem candidate: -checks his stock portfolio, looks the other way.-

Schumer to his staff

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Don't be silly - no way Schumer or Jeffries will even show up. They'll say what a shame it is from their offices between meetings with corporate donors.

“Spawn of Merrick Garland “

Shouldn’t they be drafting a notice of censure for her dead dad?

They will make sure she knows that her deportation has raised very serious questions for them.

let's turn the page