John Pontoon, dissident revenant

Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.

This is New York Times publisher AG Sulzberger. If you get a chance, see him yanked into a locked room and note the controversial consequences that befall him.

The best part is at about 1:05 when the guy talks about giving away the individual stars to pals and people who served. He says “bring one of these” [a box of kleenex] because you’ll probably need to start jerking off.

I hope you’re sitting down.

HEED THE TROGDORBS

They paid $50M for a ballroom, you pay $50M tear it down when he's gone. That's the anti fascist way.

Seconded, co-signed, notarized.

@jeffparker.bsky.social Happy birthday! You’re a gentleman and a scholar, sincerely, mate!

Oh kids I just discovered an amazing meal combining lunch and dinner, I call it Dinch!

This is the stuff.

You didn’t know this because it’s not the kind of thing that makes the news.

Big deal, my dad is Batman

“And in the end, What’s in the pink Is equal to what’s in the stink.” - 1969 joint statement from the Beatles and Linda

Once upon a time, Americans took pride that people would leave other countries and come to the USA because it was so much better

Sorry, but unless I see big piles of fraud on the table, it’s just not good enough TV for an arrest.

I will pay one dollar and seventy five cents to anyone who kills this man.

That's how you do headlines and news. America, take note!

Trump didn't like Ramaswamy until he saw him sticking up for child rapists and their enablers. He hated the Ivy League until Cornell had a prominent fraternity gang-rape story in the news. He's not just a rapist, not just a serial rapist—he's a rape *enthusiast,* and it's why Republicans love him.

POTUS now posting his jerk off material online.

I will pay one dollar and seventy five cents to anyone who kills this man.

underrated reply of mine

This might be my finest work, and it is criminal that Mr. Samnee hasn’t thanked me for this with tears in his eyes.

Okay is anybody calling that guy at the bottom Baby Darkseid yet?

This might be my finest work, and it is criminal that Mr. Samnee hasn’t thanked me for this with tears in his eyes.

You might think that Trump is shooting himself in the foot by having overwhelmingly red votes tossed out with his illegal postal shenanigans. You would be wrong. He is pleased with anything that destroys faith in the United states of America.

no, impossible!

I can’t imagine being this kind of loser, on purpose and in full view of others.

Nailed it!

Appalling. Charlie Kirk must be rolling over and beating off in his grave.

Little-known fact: Trump is also the enemy of America in literally every other possible way.

”The only people that use Grok AI are creepy Musk cultists keen on fucking their phones.” That’s a choice selection from this takedown of the press’s fawning reaction to a particularly obvious hoax.

Talarico: "We just found out that [Elon Musk] is almost single-handedly bankrolling this effort to install Ken Paxton in the U.S. Senate and defeat this movement...Elon Musk wants our land. He wants our water. He wants his very own personal United States senator. He is trying to buy Texas."

That Lego Death Star isn’t remotely to scale. Disgusting.

I was thinking about the Marvel supervillain Tatterdemalion, as one does, realized I don’t know what it means & looked it up (person in rags; syn: ragamuffin.) Then I saw the guy’s Wikipedia page and just, whoa:

Mistook it for a divorce ceremony. It’s that muscle memory.

Dunking on Joe Scarborough is fun and all, but the second half of Jeff's column is the shit to pay attention to - the road to immigrant genocide that the USA is driving down RIGHT FUCKING NOW.