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Some old white guy eating a chocolate bar, sighing: "You just can't taste the Slave Labor anymore like you used to."

fuuuuck my treats 😭😭😭

American chocolate has always been the worst

Well "I" couldn't eat a 1/4-kg standard bar in one go...

They do pretty poorly on the Chocolate Scorecard relative to Bennetto's nowadays.

Whittaker's mentioned. =^/,..,^= When it comes to chocolate, I won't buy anything other than Whittaker's.

American chocolate is typically 10% cacao, except in Maui where it's 50-60%.

Oh man these look so good and I'm gonna have to seek them out!

I shall drop what I am doing and begin my quest

I visited one of Honest Chocolate’s cafes in Cape Town and can confirm.

...okay so im used to having to consider that i am "Hella Privileged Yo 🔥🔥🔥💯™" but this is the intellectual equivalent of getting hit with a Festivized Strange Unusual Hale's Own Killstreak Golden Frying Pan right to the nutsack. ...is there a list of fair trade chocolate?😅

good

I didn't know this, thank you!

Chocolate and vanilla are worth fair prices.

Calling child slave labor "corporate greed" is a wild fuckin take that you should be ashamed for

It's not blame. They *should* get a fair price. The blame is that some corporations chose to use worse products instead of paying the fair price - in NZ we have a locally made brand that chose to pay more and are widely regarded as the best non-luxury chocolate, I almost never buy Cadbury etc.

Good. They should be paid fairly.

American chocolate tastes like sick. Smells like sick. You couldn’t get the milk out in time before it went off and as a result you all got used to shitty rancid milk chocolate. It was so awful that you decided to put helmets on when you played Rugby so that no one could force any chocolate down.