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Nate's Scary Myth

@natesmith.dev

3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed* TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS *immediately falls back into deep sleep*

14/1/26, 11:43 pm187 reposts731 likes

Tailsteak

@tailsteak.bsky.social

17 Jan

Not to be confused with the app I'm launching that uses AI to generate new offensive terms, SlurPlus.

Nate's Scary Myth

@natesmith.dev

17 Jan

the most incomprehensible way to be offensive

Plant Daddy 🇺🇦🇵🇸

@plantdaddy.bsky.social

15 Jan

@soupformyfam.meatjacker.social

snargleplax

@snargleplax.bsky.social

15 Jan

This is why I always record video of myself sleeping

Nate's Scary Myth

@natesmith.dev

15 Jan

otherwise I never remember in the morning

Spookably UnAwake

@lamentablyawake.bsky.social

16 Jan

Just imagine how many times over the centuries, the millenia, this revelation occured without it ever being known. A tragedy.

Pile Of Garbage

@pileofgarbage.net

17 Jan

Paging @fredo.bsky.social to confirm?

Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™

@fredo.bsky.social

17 Jan

*frantically poring over spreadsheet* It... it checks out

Pile Of Garbage

@pileofgarbage.net

17 Jan

holy shit

Joshua, Silverquill Expert

@mizzixonmain.bsky.social

17 Jan

Dario

@dario006.bsky.social

17 Jan

😂😂😂👏

Tokyoscarab, professional miracle worker™ 🙏📿⚡

@tokyoscarab.bsky.social

15 Jan

Wouldn't it be a souplus?

Nate's Scary Myth

@natesmith.dev

15 Jan

oh sure maybe in some alternate universe, where you're allowed to use the punchline word earlier in the sentence 😃