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Everyone finds this very funny but I am never gonna quite my current company because their expenses system is so easy to use I’m serious I will die here

Tobias Wilson-Bates@phdhurtbrain.bsky.social

James Bond: you think I haven’t faced death before? Supervillain: oh, I don’t expect you to die, Mr. Bond. I expect you to suffer. *opens travel funding reimbursement software I think you will find your motorboat rental and casino reservations especially complex James Bond: no. no. pls kill me

21/8/26, 3:01 pm0 reposts93 likes

@jonelstr.bsky.social

its always the 'little' things that make life better! (said in "retired-professional-traveling-for-fun-now")

@chrislikespie.bsky.social

Sobs in Workday.

@carolannie.bsky.social

On the other hand, I used to fill out expense reports for colleagues who found the sw complex, and I was like, wtf? Easy peasy. So YMMV

@gitbit.bsky.social

Next time I'm hiring, I'm going to really emphasize our expense system. So much so that the person questions their own reality.

Ned's HR team seeing this post, and making a note.

Pwnallthethings

@pwnallthethings.bsky.social

quietly clicking his profile in the expenses system and adding the note "no" to it

Norman Wilson (⚠️extremely tired) 🔵

@oclsc.bsky.social

I work at a university. It's even simpler here. I don't have to file any expense forms ever. The downside is that I don't get reimbursed for anything.

@discusfish.bsky.social

This is because they have a "treats" category. No questions asked.

Zvyozdochka 🇦🇺 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇬🇱

@zvyozdochka.bsky.social

Dynamics? I don't believe you. Hahaha. PeopleSoft? I definitely don't believe you. 😆

@mbr.bsky.social

The Pyle household (probably): Ned: Honey, I'm no longer at the company.. Ned's SO: oh no, did you get laid off? Ned: no, they switched to sap concur SO: I'll message your therapist.

FFFCCCCCCCKKKKZZZZZZZZ

@lynned444.bsky.social

This is 100% true

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@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social

*cries in Workday*

My first consulting job, I had to do it in... ...Lotus Notes!

I’m surprised you werent at the fax machine tbh

@larryosterman.github.io

We're currently in the process of selling our old house and part of the transaction involves faxes. In 2026. FML.

I’m not quite *that* old.

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@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social

There’s probably one legacy Notes system somewhere running a billion dollar company.

Ohno