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Lawful Irritated
@nerdcool.bsky.social

Fondly remembering how when I was 3 I excitedly woke my parents up for Christmas @ 2 am, so then there had to be RULES for Christmas morning. 1: no touching gifts until parents arrive. 2: you may look at stockings, but not get them down or eat any candy until parents arrive. 1/?

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Lawful Irritated
@nerdcool.bsky.social

3: all these conditions must be met before waking parents for Christmas: - brush teeth - brush hair - it's at least 6 am - (added a few years later) start coffee brewing for mom I think the Christmas rules are why I was the only kid in kindergarten that could read a clock & run a coffee maker. 2/2