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*shakes your bag of ants*

Finally!

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

I would try some sort of crowdfunding first (antstarter or goantme, ant cetera)

but i thought ants were bad at swimming

if they say no unleash the ants

whats the verb form of nightmare as opposed to "dreamt"

no

when will the Kickstarter be live

*someone drops a doughnut* *i drop the backpack*

Well, it delivers what it promises

@agramuglia.bsky.social She’s holding your species hostage.

throw some tunnels in there you got yourself a portable ant farm.

please i want this so fucking bad

Yes

its for the antsthetic

excuse me, they're friends

Dream Maddie is a big thinker

you have to provide your own ants and you're not allowed to put anything else inside except ants

youtu.be/iWoL2Vzx8zM?...

No notes, would buy.

I've just been carrying my ants around in my hands and something like this would really save me the headache and inconvenience!

do the ants like it in there

i bought it in the dream and it was so vivid that i got legitimately angry when i woke up and realized it wasn't real 😭

the side pocket is "our special place"

i think he probably already has one but give him another !

ANTS ONLY

Caveman Marketing Brain Impulse: Antpack

so you're saying it has an audience... 🤔💸

An ant farm ita bag sounds cute tho if handled properly

(Also I apologize for using guy as gender neutral I meant person)

I’d buy ten ants! Then they can pay the rent :3 This is a good idea and you should make one

I'll take twelve

New itabag just dropped

no but seriously a portable antfarm inside a backpack sounds insane, found some antfarms that have eatable green gel instead of dirt

if they're sold in blind boxes the kid's'll go crazy for em

How else are you gonna take your pet ants for walks??

You can watch the colony FEED 😶

10/10 no notes 🫣

So fun fact for snake: it's a very long story but one time I asked a group of people if they thought bees taste sweet like honey and a girl chimed in by saying they taste like fish and she knows because she used to eat them as a kid. So now we are ALL cursed with this knowledge

It's a formi-carry-'em!

When can I get mine

If*

It's a portable ant farm!

no, ants only

Patreon rewards getting interesting...!!