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Lidl? Prime Waitrose territory in the Oxfordshire villages and market towns. The morality-free haystack who used to be PM is regularly seen trundling a trolley round Waitrose in Wantage looking scruffy and hungover

May have finally found an instance where I could support some form of ‘off shore processing’

I assume since the referendum passed, it was now retroactively binding all along and a ten year squabble over whether Piddington (rly btw?) residents can deport Bicesterians but keep FOM to Kent starts? Can sausages be imported or do they need checks, etc.

Well once they’ve left we can deport immigrants to the new kingdom of piddington, right? Whack up a big fence, close the border, etc Oh and leave them with their share of national debt & no currency. Or gas/electric/water supply Many mean things could be found out about

Maybe put the asylum seekers elsewhere but use the barracks as a potential site for a nice, new and especially noisy data centre instead?

Make them pass the sort of strict English exams no normal English citizen would pass to gain entry to the rest of the UK?

Pimlico next?

Next door at HMP Bullingdon? 😅