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Martin smashes the “Tell Me More” button

"I wouldn't play Super Metroid for any reason. First, I'd be worried about the superness of it. No, I don't trust 16-bit. But I mean, the main thing, Wally, is that I think that kind of super just separates you from metroid in a very direct way."

ANDRE: Imagine, a VAST castle, full of so many secrets it's a secret itself. WALLACE: This is Milon's castle? ANDRE: So the game says. But I think it reminds me of those Tanzanian dancers I was with last summer...

Wallace: Tell me more about this Nintendo 64DD with goggle attachments, the ‘Nintendo 64-3D’!

Andre: And then, when I was visiting my brother at his beach house, mind you he was an avid collector of gameinformer magazines, I took an issue off the shelf and turned to a random page. Do you know what I saw? Yet again, the power glove. Wallace: Gosh.