Patrick Monahan

are snails bugs

I’m the guy who decided every Microsoft Office app needs to be like 3 GB. I actually don’t think they’re big enough

RIP to this man. This is a really powerful 62 seconds of video.

This guy opened his speech with “Good Moleman to you”

It’s actually Christian and Manly to miss all of your field goals,

ChatGPT tell me what I love about my child

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Can be a pretty funny show imo

DEBATE MODERATOR: We’ve heard from many constituents about this as their number one campaign issue, so we will ask both candidates: Do you disavow President Obama’s comments on The Cheesecake Factory?

Voting Republican because Obama said Donald Trump’s White House looks like The Cheesecake Factory (nicest business I am capable of imagining)!!!!

tron 2.0, magazine screenshot & caption, pc (2003) archive.org/details/PCPo...

He’s about to do it

I just learned this today from Podcast The Ride. This is so fucked up

Huge day for the Seasonal Beanie Guys

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

lol

Thank you again to Da Founders for assuming no one Bad could ever be elected President

A decade+ of refusing to learn anything about “Ethan Klein” continues to pay dividends

The King Has Returned

*extremely stroke of midnight voice* Folks,

We love Sec. Ganon don’t we folks

THE DIPLOMAT!!!!!

Fireworks are stupid. Going on record. Put this right on the blockchain or whatever

Thanks to this vile little goblin for helping me make some progress on a unified theory of contemporary-style evil guys. defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

And “that’s a wrap” on making me know more about any members of Meghan Markle’s family. Thank you

I know there’s stiff competition but this guy may be the most uncanny acolyte yet. The “by the way” while turning away from the mic

Revenge of the Gator is BEYOND essential

DAMMIT COHAGEN

Frodo with his little mithril underarmour

A dawning horror overtakes me as I realize that *I* have never disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood

I’m on island time!

Shelby has done it again

*Martin Sheen in THE DEPARTED voice* Microprocessors

Is the skeleton on the right… a. A helpful friend OR b. A ruthless enemy of the skeleton on the left?

The kid in this season of “Slow Horses” is *excellent*

Loving the new wave of political spam texts that don’t even bother to include a “Stop2End” or equivalent. I didn’t think they could get more annoying but they did it

Strongly reconsidering my longtime use of X as my banking platform. Deeply concerned.