There are genres and authors I will never be able to read because the dialog is written in dialect, and I loathe cryptographic word games. “There’s nobbut t’ missis; and shoo’ll not oppen ’t an ye mak’ yer flaysome dins till neeght.”
When trying to transliterate the thing a southern lady says to you when shortening "honey" do you write "hun" or "hon" ? And do you include an apostrophe?