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[Attenborough voice] To disguise themselves, the young zoomers douse themselves in the sugar glazings of a Krispy Kreme. This confuses and dismays the jaguar

6/7/25, 3:39 am22 reposts315 likes

@a-bezoar.bsky.social

everything is secretly loaded with maltol. I came across in the recent Quanta article "How Smell Guides Our Inner World" www.quantamagazine.org/how-smell-gu... (summary: nobody really know how smell works)

Papo de outro CNPJ

@guimaximo.bsky.social

Are u a zoomer?

@sooup222.bsky.social

GLAZE

@stefan-s-from-h.de

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www.vox.com/culture/4052...

vox.comWhy does Gen Z smell like sugar?From Dunkin’ deodorant to Sabrina Carpenter perfume, smelling good isn’t enough — it’s all about smelling edible.

@normbord.bsky.social

There are now available Trump scents for those times when Krispy Creme fragrance isn't enough.

The article overlooks fragrance like sourkraut, parsley or grilled ham.

Tsundoku Puzzle

@tsundokupuzzle.bsky.social

Getting ready for the inevitable survival cannibalism

@bobdunkin.bsky.social

"Dunkin Deodorant" ...seriously, I should have trademarked ALL THE THINGS...

@skytati.bsky.social

Bringing back early 2000s baggy pants ✅ Smelling like sugar? ❌

@cgdavidb.bsky.social

Uhhh in LA anyway, one does not find zoomers at Krispy Kreme. Ever. Cougars and Snow Leopards, on the other hand…

@oracularhades.com doesn’t that get sticky?

𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘩

Ants must *love* zoomers 🐜

Babad🎃🎃kakis

@ryanwu2438.bsky.social

Huh now that you mention this that is basically what the office smells like now. Never noticed.

@dave-the-wave.bsky.social

y’all been having auth issues last few days?