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I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell

Yeah hi can I get a McTuple with the semantics on the side

I opened the Anthropic prospectus and it’s just the number 4

Way back, prior to working at Bluesky, I worked on Secure Scuttlebutt which allowed for thousands of characters. It was once described as "full contact blog hockey" and it is why I am confident that character limits are a good thing.

placemark.io supports sharing maps again. this time, using atproto. try it out! let me know what you think!

Okay [being vague to minimize spoilers] I just have to point out that the last scene between Nathan and Amanda -- the one about catching feelings -- used very specifically staged & lit shots which means they were intentionally conveying that bit of dialogue was scripted

got like 4 of these in progress in the replies, that's gotta say something

Dental standards have gotten much better. When I was a kid my teeth fell out all the time

How software engineering is changing... turns out there's a lot to say about it! This was a submission for an essay contest by @pragmaticengineer.com , and felt pretty therapeutic to write!

The apartments in the Cheesecake Factory really aren’t that bad. I’ve lived in way worse

DC Bluesky Happy Hour/meetup, sign up here! if you sign up this way and opt for it, i will print your PFP and i will bring a button press so that we can make and wear buttons of our PFPs which may help with the "who are these people who i only know from the Internet" problem

okay that's all of them. that's all the CVEs. we're done now thx

Duo havers, how’s it going so far? Fully happy, mostly happy, meh?

we're bringing more of the Atmosphere into the app soon. bsky team is cookin!

Calling competitors and posing as A24 to talk about Nathan’s follow up doc, about their company.

while you port and emulate games, I ported Jira to my PSP

it’s going to be like the decade of work that went into fixing y2k but compressed into a couple quarters

🪐 spaces alpha release 🪐 folks, this is the big one! lots of updates across pretty core protocol mechanisms. hopefully the last/only of it's kind (tho we are planning another release next Thurs)

Okay I'm back, how many CVEs while I was in there

I built a fun little Chrome extension that lets plants invade your abandoned tabs the longer you leave them unread. To access them again, you have to slash through the vines 🪚🌿

the story goes like this

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Ohhh boy. I see what happened. Just found this in my claude history. I'm sorry everybody, that's my bad

I can't prove it, but I think some of these CVEs are just being made up by lonely orgs that want attention

let's just do all the cves at once, so we can patch all our stuff in one go

Every family chat with a tech worker looks like “😱😱😱😱 just update you’re software things are fine 😱😱😱🧑‍💻🔫 😭😭😭 no you don’t need to panic”

AI coding's asserted productivity improvements don't show up in the toplevel metrics. Our research team has found that this is because all of the productivity gains have gone to patching prod after the daily batch of CVEs

Woah, Bluesky mentioned on TV.

If you are running the stock PDS distribution, it should auto-update in the next 24 hours with a mitigation for the eMudhra intermediate CA. Or you can also update manually (see below). The latest tagged version is 0.4.5043. github.com/bluesky-soci...

new reference PDS container has been published! if you do the classic self-hosting auto-update setup, you can force a faster refresh with: sudo pdsadmin update and while you are in there why not: sudo apt update sudo apt upgrade

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