Post

doctor on TV: RSV stands for- me: Ranked Soice Voting doctor on TV: no. it means- me: Ranked Soice Voting doctor on TV: shut up. let me finish me: no. (turns tv off) doctor standing behind me: very good. you’ve passed the test. it does stand for Ranked Soice Voting. here is your medical degree

phil

@philjamesson.com

doctor observing through one-way mirror: he believes he’s a doctor now. i’m afraid this is all typical of an advanced Ranked Soice Voting infection

19/5/26, 1:53 pm1 repost73 likes

Purinos

@purinos.bsky.social

19 May

He's talking about the man behind you handing you a degree. You are actually a doctor now.

phil

@philjamesson.com

19 May

(the couch i’m sitting on raises into a command center through the ceiling) the outbreak is worse than we thought. initiate self destruct protocol computer: im afraid i can’t do that phil, as i am a doctor, and so i must do no harm me: not you too