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I need to undergo hypnosis or something to get my gag reflex to stop rejecting mayonnaise bc I'd love to be able to just go get a burger anywhere and not have to worry about what the secret sauce recipe is

Ozzie Mejia

@ozziemejia.bsky.social

I've long since learned to stop caring what others think and if that means getting plain burgers, so be it.

pidge, the Super Jumper 🇨🇦

@pidgezero.one

Depending on the situation I'll just get it with no sauce but I always feel like I'm missing out by not getting the recipe as the experience it was designed to be, plus I wouldn't have to worry about the kitchen forgetting to exclude the sauce

5/10/26, 2:14 am0 reposts0 likes

Ozzie Mejia

@ozziemejia.bsky.social

This has been one of the blessings of more burger joints using mobile apps. The kitchens won't ignore app customizations in 95% of cases.