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The living dayshites...

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Yet you never see him poop. Strange.

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James Bond has set a timer on the lifespans of Pete Hegseth and Robert f Kennedy jr.. Feels like a Bond-a-thon weekend coming up…

“diarrhoea” … helluva way to go.

James Bond is just a code name. When one died they were replaced. Of the washers Sean Connery lived the longest, and Daniel Craig only did it during the pandemic.

I note they don't count the number of times he is hit in the head nor shot at nor shot.

How often does he fail to wear a seat belt during a high speed chase?

No doubt the same for Jeff Epstein, who never made it to the acute diarrhea stage. So sad, now release the guest list at his Isle Of Terror.

In the books, I swear he shaves his face more than any human who has ever lived.

Alright, but how will he die the second time?

Or AIDS.

I don't think he has pooped in any film so does that mean he is full of shyit?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 this made my day.

Gonorrhoea might be more of an issue.

Just for funsies, @ryanmarino.bsky.social lol

The booze sterilized his body from germs but basically pickled his liver

My name is Rear, Dire Rear.

No Time to Wash

You expect me to talk, Goldfinger? I'm - uuuurgh - a bit busy in here. No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die.