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This is a very exciting possibility.

Trump’s already planning to slap a tariff on their planet

Please come and save us from ourselves.

No, that's not evidence: ⤵️ bsky.app/profile/jnav...

ET is going to arm the Natives with superior weapons we will liberate Turtle Island. Advanced tech always wins. MAGA will get stripped of citizenship and deported.

Hopefully it’s intelligent- then the universe would have at least one planet with intelligence.

Oh goodie. Now crazy conspiracy theorists will really have a field day lol.

We just need to find one amoeba-like alien to shatter creationism-and realize the universe is less a VIP club for humans and more like Star Wars.🤷‍♂️✊

Did Reuters just say scientists detected alien farts?

The angry yam immediately announced tariffs against the planet

I hope the aliens can move at light-speed and hate fucking fascists.

Let's send Muskrat there to check it out.

This is fascinating, it will be interesting to see how this develops.

they maybe just received the transatlantic telegram signal sent by Guglielmo Marconi in 1901.

Imagine the fun they have watching the nightly news from earth.

Any good TV shows coming from there? ;)

We could never visit though. Escape velocity would be twice that of earth (~22km/s). :-(

In a word, no. You need to read beyond the inaccurate press release.