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JUST IN: Iran indicated it had chosen Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba as his successor reut.rs/4cB2AIQ

A senior Iranian cleric involved in the vote to choose a new supreme leader indicated Ayatollah Ali Khamenei's son Mojtaba would be his successor, although a formal announcement was awaited reut.rs/4rnWoHD

8/3/26, 7:10 pm13 reposts49 likes

Daffy

@gilliesracer.bsky.social

8 Mar

So, all Trump did was expedite the process. Lovely.

Celly-Blue

@cellyblue.bsky.social

8 Mar

Yep. He’ll lie and say that was his plan all along.

wisemet well met

@wisemet.bsky.social

8 Mar

So another 10/10 hardliner as everyone but Trump saw coming.

Chaosaurus Bex

@bexfish.bsky.social

8 Mar

Trump and Hegseth are going to assassinate him too.

BonFire

@bonfire25.bsky.social

8 Mar

Trump is so fucked, as are we all.

Reuters

@reuters.com

8 Mar

BREAKING: Iran's Assembly of Experts named Mojtaba Khamenei to replace his father, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, as the country's new supreme leader, state media reported reut.rs/4rmOLl4

reut.rsIran names Khamenei's son, Mojtaba, as new supreme leader, state media reportIran's Assembly of Experts has named ‌Mojtaba Khamenei to replace his father, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, as the country's new supreme leader, state media reported ⁠on Sunday.

Evelyn Waugh Dispatches

@ewdispatches.bsky.social

8 Mar

‘Assembly of Experts’ is one way of putting it.

BKinDetroit

@bkindetroit.bsky.social

8 Mar

Dean BOOth 🦆🐇

@deanbooth.bsky.social

8 Mar

I wish we still had an Assembly of Experts. Now we only have a Confederacy of Dunces.

peakofmtstupid.bsky.social

@peakofmtstupid.bsky.social

8 Mar

Nonces*

Dean BOOth 🦆🐇

@deanbooth.bsky.social

8 Mar

I had to look up ‘nonce’: a person convicted of a sexual offense, especially child molesting. Perfect.

Jay W

@jaydeedouble.bsky.social

8 Mar

WHAT??? But Pete Kegseth told us all that "The regime sure did change", while smugly grinning into the camera, with that "nailed it!" look on his face.