Jay W

“Presidential Executive Order #8,523… Jimmy who got food poisoning at the salad bar at my golf club and sued, is hereby declared a National Security Threat and will be transferred to El Salvador”

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How is this necessary after Pete Hegseth obliterated them a year ago lol

Yes yes… the party that wants universal healthcare, to break up monopolies and wants universal pre-K isn’t the party of “the middle” Totally. Sure. You betchya

Notice here: - Immigrants bad if they come here poor - Immigrants bad if they’re black and come here driving a Mercedes It’s almost like how much money they have doesn’t REALLY matter

Maher lost his mind when he started constantly complaining how long it took for CA to approve the permits for his solar generator… because ya know, why would fire safety in the hills be important? At that point he started defending Ashley Babbitt and had COVID QAnon’ers on his show as “scientists”

So does this mean there’s another Melania-Epstein story about to come out and they’re desperately trying to do pre-damage control…?

Two humiliating things here: - The best that Georgia Republicans can do is a 1/6th of a term loser - The 1/6th of a term loser is so desperate that she’s lying for the dude who made her a 1/6th of a term loser, by refusing to campaign for her in the 2021 Senate runoff. Because he lost Georgia

Racists/Bigots through the decades: “And you support this? You want more _________s in positions of power?”

*sitting in my fancy condo sipping hot cocoa* “Well really you just have to let those innocent people be tortured and tell them you might avenge them in 2029… maybe, depends on if Republicans still keep saying mean things about them too”

Also totally weird how weeks before Jared Kushner had a $1.4 Billion loan coming due, in full… which he hadn’t made any principal payments on in a decade. For which he didn’t have the money to pay. Just magically got taken care of by an investment company, whose largest backer is Qatar

If you are not making Trump angry... you're doing life wrong. All in the name of well done steak

Trump: I don’t know anything about eating people. All I do know is that Jeffrey Dahmer’s mom said that he was a really good boy who did nothing wrong

“The Peace Corps are mobilizing against our authoritarian rule!!! We must refer to them as… The War Corps from now on!”

Sometimes the timeline gives you magic like this…

Having dropped my ballot in a dropbox and hoping for the best!

Hello from the future…

“you do that by… um… hiring Klan members(?)”

“I don’t really know her and she played a very small role in the campaign” #583

She also recreated this political cartoon from Jan 12th, 2017… by giving her first question to a reporter from Breitbart

White House Correspondents Association throwing an immediate emergency third dinner after seeing this

“ yeah, we’re not happy (that she got caught)”

Ahhh I see, now ICE Bros are “undercover” now. And so it’s the dude’s fault he tried to escape armed people, not in uniform, trying to pull him out of his car with his kid in the back

“We also heard from Elon Musk…” 🙄

“If you just take my photos for free that I can later sell as a book… I’ll promote you on government documents”

Markwayne Mullins claimed the driver “has a record a mile long” The record: - plead guilty to robbing dudes in a car he was driving, probation - currently on trial for a drug selling charge, he plead Not Guilty to - His number was in the phone of a dude who shot an ICE agent *End of list*

I never thought I’d support covering a high speed pursuit before…

“I don’t know what you’re talking about… so I’m going to talk in a way that makes it clear I know exactly what you’re talking about”

Weird how blatant corruption is questioned if it’s real when it emanates out of your own house

“You have to be elite… like Elon Musk, who violated his student visa by illegally working after he dropped out of school. He also moved to Canada to get out of South Africa’s mandatory military service”

Side note… It’s hilarious how The Wall Street Journal refers to pleading guilty to menacing and being caught for tax evasion as “some personal tax and legal issues”

I'm reminded of all those people who claimed "Locker Room talk" when he said "when you're famous they let you do it"

🔥 🇫🇷 FRENCH STUDENT: “More resources for education. Our demand is institutional. We want someone who changes things. A breakaway left. We want to change the system.”

But a senior Kpler analyst last week offered a different explanation for the rise in oil exports at high prices. Gulf countries, she suggested, may be paying Iran to allow their oil through – potentially handing Tehran a significant portion of the value of the cargo. aje.news/vb7a13

- We don’t need to see the files - Trump didn’t do any of it - We don’t know what happened, just like things came out later about WWII So… if things happened, we should want to know about them, right?

Senator Scott added an extra 1.5% to inflation… weird how we’re also not bombing North Korea. Who has an actual nuclear weapon and the hypothetical ability to hit the U.S. mainland with a missile

You guuuuuuys, if we retake the House and Senate… we’ll never get to see Trump’s Healthcare plan that he’s totally been working on for 10 years!

“The Stock Market is not the Economy”

Guaranteed this dimwit thinks “the flu shot“ is the same thing every year… And that it’s not reformulated to combat mutations that always happen every season

“This isn’t a plug for my book… But let me ask you this simple question but wrapped up in the context of my book… Unnecessarily so, and let me also talk about my book while asking you this question. That I’m totally not plugging…“

Abdul El-Sayed on Fox News: "I think about MLK. He said this thing I always think about -- 'If your coalition is not uncomfortable, it's not big enough.' A lot of people wonder why I'm having this conversation with you. It's because there are people out there who I want to have a conversation with."

“We want to balance your reasonable point of view by having you talk with a balding Nazi… Cool?”

What is really interesting in this exchange is that he fully put Martha MacCallum on the defensive to the point where she was trying to act like she hasn't been a cheerleader for this war -- which anyone who has watched her program the past year can say in unequivocably false.

Night of the Living Dead 2... that shit was WILD!

“some bad things happening (to you, not me of course)…”

"If you tell a pollster that the economy is bad... then that makes you a Democrat" Quite the final message...

The big question is, when he loses, will our major media outlets: - continue to be contemptibly useless in their desperate desire for self-aggrandizement and getting/keeping that anchor desk - finally do their job, while claiming that they’ve always been doing their job this entire time

So the U.S. government doesn’t need to hack Apple… They just need Zuckerberg to do them a favor by giving them access to his platform, which hacked all your iPhones texts.

Racist ass cops targeted this kid for no reason other than he wasn’t white in Alabama…

The many different scams of Senator Kennedy…