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Sony, misunderstanding the difference between a fun double feature and a herculean fandom bloodletting. Who would want to marathon four biopics made specifically to sell a four ticket bundle? Was the “vision” replicate Barbenheimer? It definitely wasn’t to make a good biopic on The Beatles.

Sony: no, you see, it’s like Lord of the Rings, but instead of funding three art pieces that have a strong vision we are asking customers to buy four tickets to four movies the day they release. Yes, we published Morbius, why do you bring that up?

I get what you're saying, but considering the demographic for these films is "dads who took their kids to Lord of the Rings", this might actually go terribly right.

The Beatles Parents Ground Zero. Taking their kids to Beatles land. Showing them the famous John Lennon stairs. Pretending they are the cartoon characters from Yellow Submarine… I could see it happening, sadly.