I’ve thought about this. For 100 billion I will choose They Might Be Giants for my biopic topic. John snd John and each of the touring band members. This includes basically every member of the Miami Horns. Unfortunately my directorial debut runs over budget so I have to condense all the Dans.
Sony has decided to give me 100 billion dollars to make 31 biopics about the members of Black Flag. People are scoffing at this idea and calling it "quite possibly the worst use of money in history" but I'll win over the public once they see my Jim "Kansas" Dearman film I swear