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The transcription software has thoroughly misunderstood what I meant when I said "I, like a lot of men my age, am a sucker for watches."

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Reminds me of the joke: “It was my birthday, & my wealthy lesbian couple neighbours bought me a pair of lovely Rolex. I don’t think they understood ‘I want to watch’ when they asked what I wanted for my birthday”

we, like a watch, have a big hand and a little hand (we had never considered this before) - the irony being that our minute hand is the smaller one (well it's not exactly minute, it's roughly 85% the size of the other, much like women's wages)