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3) John Cafaro is Trump's good friend, Mar-a-Lago neighbour and ball co-chair, oft praised by DJT 4) J.J. Cafaro made large contributions to Trump's Presidential campaigns and the Trump Foundation 5) <24hrs after his renovations the reflecting pool is full of algae plumes and chipped paint [2/5]

6) Predictably "on the nose" for a Trump henchman, John J. Cafaro looks like the Penguin if he were played by Nathan Lane. (Or, for you older folks, a Dick Tracy villain as played by Oliver Hardy.) [3/5]

7) Defying science, JJ Cafaro failed to flush the reflecting pool's pipes and simply painted it Trump's hand-picked "American flag blue" (aka pool blue) 8) FUN FACT: The same kid who applies Donald Trump's Cheetos brand spray tanner also applies the shoe polish to John J. Cafaro's hair [4/5]

My instant thought was HOLY SHIT, HE LOOKS LIKE A MOB BOSS FROM A Y2K VIDEO GAME. Is this photo from when he was younger, or when he had a better hairdresser?

Or, for UK folk of a certain age, the former Newcastle United striker Micky Quinn

This guy decided to model himself after Big Boy Caprice from the funny pages

😲 Is this fatass oily corrupt CHOOCH named JJ Cafaro from the SAME #Youngstown Ohio Mafia crime family involved in NUMEROUS fatal car bombings back in 70s-80s??? 🤨

If slimy old men were a meme… ugh the chills I get when looking at this picture and thinking about the amount of times I smiled when gross old guys wanted to hug me or stand next to me.

I got it! That's like a looney toones cigar every time. And he keeps falling for it! What a maroon.

Sure seems true:

This guys looks like the most stereotypical silver age DC comics Mafia mob boss I've ever seen. John J. Cafaro? Are you sure it's not Carmine Falcone?