Karl-Franz

Karl-Franz

@karlfranz.bsky.social

PhD Biomechanical Engineering and Space Science. Atheist who loves snark, sarcasm, wit and cute animals. #FDJT #SingularityIsNear #VoteBlue Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸

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Aaron Rupar
@atrupar.com

here's Bruce Blakeman tonight claiming "I never said that I would cut Medicaid in half" -- immediately followed by a clip of him saying on Fox Business in June that "we make sure we cut Medicaid in half"

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@mayor.nyc.gov

I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.

Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social

The Florida MAGA bigots must be hating themselves having to vote for a black candidate. I wonder if they’ll still fly their confederate flags at rallies.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Byron, tell us again how you came to Florida?

Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social

Knowing now that he prolly wears a set of assistive “bionic” legs makes me wonder if his stupid dance is being puppeteered by Natalie from backstage via remote control.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Anyone who dances like this doesn't need a ballroom—he needs a padded cell.

Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social

The reason warning labels to not drink Drano exist:

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Trump voter: "I’m angry. I feel betrayed. Everything he said was an empty promise, and everything has just gotten more expensive."

Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social

Bring out one of the many Twitter MAGA Trump Whisperers to do their traditional “What he meant was …” translation rituals because us normal humans don’t speak “idiot”.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Trump on Iran: "They were nuclear and drug. They were doing drugs but they were doing the nuclear. But these drug factories slash nuclear factories were hit so hard."

Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social

… and here we have it, folks: an early preview of the Cold Open for this week’s SNL.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: